Not sure what to get friends or loved ones this holiday season? Need a gift idea that’ll leave them beaming, ever thankful to have you in their lives? Well, look no further. i'm a jeweler. amanda booth doesn't just make jewelry. No, Amanda makes special jewelry, and you, the customer, play a very important role in its creation. so let's go. She’ll hand-craft you a pearl necklace out of your dried cum. Yes, you read that right. In case you were wondering, no she doesn’t wear gloves. All you gotta do is nut in a cup, send it her way, and after some processing and precise craftsmanship, she’ll ship you the finished product, inlaid with glitter, streaked with colors, and however else you custom-ordered the piece. what better way to say i love you or even just a simple thank you than a shimmering bracelet of little swimmers immortalized in resin?. tell me the reason why amanda decided it was her calling?. but more surprising is that she seems to have a steady flow of orders coming in from all over. Human sex secretions turned to timeless wearables is a novelty for sure, and with most pieces averaging under $100, you have no excuse not to adorn that special someone with something so thoughtful.