hopefully the hat man can't find aaron rodgers in a dark retreat


in an announcement that literally surprised nobody aaron rodgers stated that he is heading to a 4-day darkness retreat in the bahamas. 'In his weekly interview slot on 'The Pat McAfee Show', Rodgers claimed that his future was very much up in the air regarding coming back for another season of football. But he hopes to have some clarity after his darkness retreat, which is the most Aaron Rodgers response to a question we've ever heard. it is believed that the quarterback who has gone on legendary ayahuasca retreats orally took diluted strands of the covid-19 virus and allegedly had run-ins with the hat man is now attempting to out-douche himself. i have friends who have done it and had some profound experiences rodgers explained. we'll keep you updated about aaron's off-season adventures.

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